Todd's taunts (955 K)

To add these taunts to AoE, simply unzip the zipped wave files (955 K) into the sound directory of AoE, e. g. D:\AoE\sound. The other player can then use the new taunts on you :) so if you want to use them, the other player must have them, too.
This is an excerpt from Todd's taunt page:

Todd's Age of Empire Taunts 1.01

If you find mild language offensive, please carefully preview these files and remove such wavs before use.
  1. Well hello Mister Fancy Pants (Army of Darkness)
  2. Hello, hello (Austin Powers)
  3. Bantha Poodoo, ho, ho, ho!  (Return of the Jedi)
  4. Impressive!  (Empire Strikes Back)
  5. Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.  (Star Wars)
  6. You don't know the power of the Dark Side.  (Empire Strikes Back)
  7. Hail to the king, baby.  (Army of Darkness)
  8. This is my BOOMstick!  (Army of Darkness)
  9. All right, who wants some?  (Army of Darkness)
  10. I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now, Jack and S**t, and Jack just left town. (Army of Darkness)
  11. Dammit, Mulder, that is not my job. (The X-Files)
  12. Feel free to jump in any time.  (The X-Files)
  13. I'll be back.  (Terminator 2)
  14. I can't take it anymore!  (Aladdin)
  15. We're doomed!  Goodbye Mr. Hat!  (South Park)
  16. Look at that!  It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head!  (The Mask)
  17. Yes!  For godsake get on with it!  (South Park)
  18. No!  You hear me!  You go to hell!  You go to hell and you die!
  19. That's gotta hurt!  (The Mask)
  20. Hasta la vista, baby!  (Terminator 2)
  21. I hate you!  I want you to die!  (South Park)
  22. Oh my god!  They killed Kenny!  You bastards!  (South Park)
  23. Kick ass!  (South Park)
  24. We gotta stop them!  They're gonna kill us all!  (Independence Day)
  25. Kill... you... guys... kill you guys!  (South Park)
  26. Did you miss me?  (The Mask)
  27. My god has forsaken me...  (South Park)
  28. No problemo.  (Terminator 2)
  29. Come back here you pompous son of a pansy!  (South Park)
  30. Be prepared to reap the whirlwind, gentlemen.  (The Rock)
  31. Holy poop on a stick.  (South Park)
  32. It's coming right for us!  It's coming right for us!  (South Park)
  33. Boy, did we get screwed.  (South Park)
  34. Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.  (South Park)
  35. Sssssssmokin'!  (The Mask)
  36. I... am... so... pissed off... right... now!  (South Park)
  37. Ooooo... somebody stop me!  (The Mask)
  38. Oh man, this sucks.  (South Park)

I wish you had a wav file from my favorite source.

We can do that!  Mail me at tuscus@icx.net and tell me either where to find the file or send it as an attachment.  Wav files only please.  Your file will be considered for the next version of Todd's Age of Empire Taunts.

How will I know when you've updated the list?

I am aiming for a new update every month, at least during the summer, and depending on response.  However, I will send out notice via e-mail if you send me your name and e-mail to tmuldrew@usa.net.

Special Thanks to the Following:
 
Age of Empires ® a game by Microsoft & Ensemble Studios.  All trademarks (graphics, information, etc.) are the sole property of their respective owners.
Aladdin ™ and © The Walt Disney Company.
Army of Darkness ™ and © Dino DeLaurentiis Communications.
Austin Powers ™ and © 1997 New Line Productions, Inc.
The Mask ™ and © New Line Productions, Inc.
The Rock ™ and © Hollywood Pictures (?)
South Park ™ and © Comedy Central, Matt Stone, and Trey Parker.
Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi ™ and © Lucasfilm Ltd.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day ™ and © Carolco Pictures Inc. and Carolco International N.V.
The X-files ™ and © 1997 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

This page is neither endorsed nor affilliated with any of the aforementioned companies.  No malice or profit is intended from this page.  No materials used on this page were obtained directly from the aforementioned companies or their websites.  If any of the aforementioned have problems with their properties being used in this way, I will be happy to remove them from Todd's Age Of Empire Taunts upon notification.  Please read the terms of use.  By using any materials on this site you agree to these terms of use.

Thanks to Sheepbalz's South Park Sound Archive for lots of cool WAVs!

Also thanks to WAV CENTRAL for all sorts of WAV files.

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